I'm wondering if this question gets googled a lot
2007-06-28

All right, I've got a question for you. Don't know how to explain this....

WARNING. THIS IS GOING TO BE GROSS TO SOME OF YOU.

So what do you do if you fart instead of have an orgasm? Or maybe the fart was my orgasm.

See, I live with a guy who won't even fart around me. Won't even poop when I'm home. Why are guys like this?

And..and he's so lost with my problem these days with my stomach. Possibly, plain and simple..its just gas. But there he is going on about..well, maybe you have diarrhea . How many times do I have to explain to him? Its not that. Its the opposite!

We kind of had it out about my situation. And well, I warned him last night. I did. Before we even proceeded the, you know, bedroom stuff.

At least he laughed when it happened.